miss-kiley:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

they’re soo cute. i’m gonna die. flootzavut

BWAHAHAHAHA tiny cute ninja assassin I WANT THEM ALL ty for the cute *mwah*

miss-kiley:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

they’re soo cute. i’m gonna die. flootzavut

BWAHAHAHAHA tiny cute ninja assassin I WANT THEM ALL ty for the cute *mwah*

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You’ve been on Tumblr too long when…


you finish short descriptive phrases with a comma as if they’re tags. damnit.

beefmilk2:

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

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ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

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Beautiful.

Beautiful.

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shakespearelove:

eclecticwanderings:

In 1949 ‘authorities’ not only predicted women would be way taller in 2000, they also predicted the Xena look would be mainstream.


I enjoy that fashion actually went from Edwardian, to Nouveau Greek, to Roman Resurrection. It’s like a backwards timeline.

shakespearelove:

eclecticwanderings:

In 1949 ‘authorities’ not only predicted women would be way taller in 2000, they also predicted the Xena look would be mainstream.

I enjoy that fashion actually went from Edwardian, to Nouveau Greek, to Roman Resurrection.
It’s like a backwards timeline.

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Anonymous asked: Maybe it wasn't rape, but what he did was still wrong.

justcannibalthings:

Yeah, and so is torturing, killing and eating people. Or making them eat themselves (kudos, Abel). Or, I don’t know, keeping them locked up in a basement/hole in the ground for several years.

Of course he used Alana. Shocking, I know. And yes, he drugged her after the sex because he couldn’t risk her waking up during the night. But if you really think Hannibal would rape someone you really don’t understand his character at all.

OMG, the cannibal did something unsavoury and wrong! What a huge surprise.

I haven’t even ever seen the show and I’m still amused by anon’s outrage. Did they miss the premise of the series??

Pwned. And also hilarious *applause and pmsl*